/* Code by Michel Plungjan javascripts(a)plungjan.name */
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this.caption=caption;
this.sec=sec;
this.ad=ad;
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// Cartoons - Extraterrestrial
new crtPage('videos_haha/pixel_flv.html ',
'Cartoons - Extraterrestrial Life ',
294,
'Disney Pixar DVD Three-Pack (Toy Story/A Bugs Life/Toy Story 2)
'),
// Cats - Talking Cats 01
new crtPage('videos_haha/talking_cat_01.html ',
'Cats - Sweet Talking Cats ',
61,
'How to Talk to Your Cat (Paperback) by Jean Craighead George
'),
// Cats - Talking Cats 2
new crtPage('videos_haha/talking_cat_02.html ',
'Cats - Talking Cats ',
75,
'How to Talk to Your Cat (Paperback) by Jean Craighead George
'),
// Children - Serious Baby
new crtPage('videos_haha/serious_baby.html ',
'Children - Serious Baby ',
60,
'Funny Baby (Beginning to Read Series) (Paperback)
'),
// Children - Twin Baby Boys Laughing at Each Other
new crtPage('videos_haha/twin_babies_laugh.html ',
'Children - Twin Baby Boys Laughing at Each Other ',
71,
'97 Ways to Make A Baby Laugh (Paperback) by Jack Moore
'),
// Dogs - cute puppy whistle
new crtPage('videos_haha/cute_puppy_whistle.html ',
'Dogs - Cute Puppy Whistle ',
35,
'My Smart Puppy: Fun, Effective, and Easy Puppy Training (Book & 60min DVD) by Brian Kilcommons and Sarah Wilson
'),
// Dogs - Skateboarding Dog
new crtPage('videos_haha/skateboarding_dog.html ',
'Dogs - Skateboarding Bull Dog Named Tillman ',
91,
'101 Dog Tricks: Step by Step Activities to Engage, Challenge, and Bond with Your Dog (Paperback)
'),
// Dogs - Surfing Dogs
new crtPage('videos_haha/surfing_dogs.html ',
'Dogs - Surfing Dogs by Hawaii Surf Cinima ',
165,
'Surf Dog Note Cards Box of 6 - Surf Dog Products (Surf Dog Note Cards) (Cards)
'),
// Dogs - Talking Dog 01
new crtPage('videos_haha/talking_dog_01.html ',
'Dogs - Talking Dogs ',
83,
'On Talking Terms With Dogs: Calming Signals (Paperback) by Turid Rugaas
'),
// Dogs - Trampoline Dog
new crtPage('videos_haha/trampoline_dog.html ',
'Dogs - Trampoline Dog - Amazing Dog´s Skills ',
71,
'Amazing Gracie: A Dog´s Tale (Paperback)
'),
// Extreme Sticky Note Experiments
new crtPage('videos_haha/sticky_notes.html ',
'Extreme Sticky Note Experiments ',
202,
'Janice VanCleave´s 204 Sticky, Gloppy, Wacky and Wonderful Experiments (Paperback)
'),
// Goats - Talking Goat
new crtPage('videos_haha/talking_goat.html ',
'Goats - Talking Goat ',
52,
'60 Minutes - Beatrice´s Goat
'),
// Improv Everywhere - Frozen Grand Central Station NYC
new crtPage('videos_haha/improv_everywhere.html ',
'Improv Everywhere - Frozen Grand Central Station NYC ',
141,
'Causing a Scene: Extraordinary Pranks in Ordinary Places with Improv Everywhere (Hardcover)
'),
// Japanese Waterfall
new crtPage('videos_haha/japanese_waterfall.html ',
'Japanese Waterfall - Technological Marvel ',
360,
'Takiotoshi (Sound of the Waterfall)
'),
// Jokes - Laughter Movie - Simple Truths
new crtPage('videos_haha/the_laughter_movie.html ',
'Jokes - Laughter is an Instant Vacation - by Simple Truths ',
195,
'
'),
// Pandas - Sneezing Panda
new crtPage('videos_haha/sneezing_panda.html ',
'Pandas - Sneezing Baby Panda ',
20,
'Kung Fu Panda (Full Screen Edition) (2008)
'),
// Parrots - Einstein the Talking Parrot
new crtPage('videos_haha/einstein_parrot.html ',
'Parrots - Einstein the Talking Parrot ',
187,
'The Wild Parrots of Telegraph Hill (2004)
'),
// Parrots - Snowball the Dancing Parrot
new crtPage('videos_haha/dancing_parrot.html ',
'Parrots - Snowball the Dancing Parrot ',
324,
'Alex & Me: How a Scientist and a Parrot Uncovered a Hidden World of Animal Intelligence--and Formed a Deep Bond in the Process (Hardcover)
'),
// Routines - George Carlin Baseball vs Football
new crtPage('videos_haha/george_carlin_baseball_football.html ',
'Routines - George Carlin - Baseball vs Football ',
291,
'George Carlin - George´s Best Stuff
'),
// Routines - Men In Coats
new crtPage('videos_haha/men_in_coats.html ',
'Routines - Men In Coats 4 - Live ',
362,
'Funny Bones: Comedy Games and Activities for Kids (Paperback)
'),
// Routines - Stooges Pie Fight
new crtPage('videos_haha/pie_fight.html ',
'Routines - Stooges Classic Pie Fight ',
215,
'The Three Stooges: The Triumphs and Tragedies of the Most Popular Comedy Team of All Time by Jeff Forrester and Tom Forrester
'),
// Routines - Who´s on first?
new crtPage('videos_haha/whos_on_first.html ',
'Routines - Who´s on first? ',
379,
'Who´s on First: A Collection of Classic Routines
'),
// Songs - Jake the Peg
new crtPage('videos_haha/jake_the_peg.html ',
'Songs - Jake The Peg: Rolf Harris performing his song at the Royal Albert Hall ',
191,
'Best of Rolf Harris [ENHANCED] [IMPORT]
'),
// TV - Carol Burnett - Horse
new crtPage('videos_haha/carol_burnett_horse.html ',
'TV - Carol Burnett - Horse ',
103,
'The Carol Burnett Show - Let´s Bump Up The Lights/Showstoppers (2-disc set)
'),
// TV - Home Shopping Blooper
new crtPage('videos_haha/homeshopping_blooper.html ',
'TV - Home Shopping Blooper ',
53,
'Game Show Moments Gone Bananas ~ Ben Stein (DVD - 2008)
'),
// TV - Johnny Carson No.03
new crtPage('videos_haha/johnny_carson_no3.html ',
'TV - Johnny Carson: Dom DeLuise Egg Trick ',
280,
'Heeere´s Johnny - The Definitive DVD Collection from The Tonight Show starring Johnny Carson
')
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start=Date.parse(start)/1000;
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document.getElementById('adSpace').innerHTML=ad;
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timerID=setTimeout("CountDown()", 100);
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